herspanic:


howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

herspanic:

howtobeafuckinglady:

theshlyn:

Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget

they called cornrows not “corn rolls”  thanks for trying tho cracker 

We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?

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roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(Source: conflictingharry)

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I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

(Source: branstarks)

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theinnocentvatican:

staff:

unwrapping:

Tumblr App in the iTunes College Survival Guide: How did I survive college without Tumblr? Apple featured the Tumblr iOS app in its iTunes College Survival Guide.

Download the app or you’re dead meat, nerd. *chucks football*

*football falls weakly to the ground, shy of its destination because, well, Tumblr is what it is*

theinnocentvatican:

staff:

unwrapping:

Tumblr App in the iTunes College Survival Guide: 
How did I survive college without Tumblr? Apple featured the Tumblr iOS app in its iTunes College Survival Guide.

Download the app or you’re dead meat, nerd. *chucks football*

*football falls weakly to the ground, shy of its destination because, well, Tumblr is what it is*

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detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

detectivanilla:

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

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